No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Changed Evade

FTB, PvP, Survival

Changed Evade is a Modded Survival Hard Difficulty Server Dedicated to Players who are a huge fan of Changed. On Steam!

We Provide alot of Rules that arent so strict and allow players to pvp and Protect there builds from other players using FTB Claim Protection.

We have bunch of NPC Quest and Stores for you to have fun. many mods such as Mrcrayfish gun mod, Simpleplanes, Ftb Systems, and so much more!

This Server is for forge 40.2.0 and 1.18.2 Java Edition

Check out our modpack to play! https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/changedevade

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Legion Network – Factions / Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Legion, a small network looking to expand and grow! We offer an impressive list of features that is expanded upon & perfected each day : Will you Discover hidden skills and progress your character to its highest form to unlock new powerful items, armour sets, talismans, pets & even dungeons over on our survival world.. Or will you progress deeper into our factions world & begin raiding your enemies and building your empire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BoxMiningX

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP

BoxMiningX is a Prison mainly server where you need to grind, mine, kill bosses and players to evolve and become the richest.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	69	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2946
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Server IP: skincraft.shulker.xyz:25565 Our Server is all about a mostly Vanilla Minecraft Experience, with a few “Quality of Life” Plugins added. Ask a MOD to join the STAFF TEAM! you think you’re a good fit! Think you’ve got what it takes? /mail either 2econdSkinTTV or Racingwithmj In-Game to Apply! (Requirements are: MUST have purchased a rank or command on the site before applying.) We look forward to meeting you!Some Plugins include, but are not limited to:Economy – The very thing that has brought this game back to life! Buying and Selling hard earned items with currencies!EssentialsX – The Essentials, C’mon.Jobs – Assign yourself up to 3 Jobs! Earn money for completing tasks like Mining, Farming and Woodcutting!Ranks – Different Ranks with different sets of permissions and commands!ChestShop – Create Player Shops where people can either buy your goods or sell theirs to you! No taxes, you get everything!Colored Signs – Color your signs with “&” Color Codes!GriefPrevention – Claim land with a Golden Shovel!Tree Feller – Tree’s “Fall” when hit from the bottom log!PlayTimeRewards – Get rewards and keep up with your playtime stats!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftingRealm, the premier destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server offers a wide range of gameplay options, including survival & creative, so there’s something for everyone.

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.