No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	8906
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	9796
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Items Found:	2513	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5486	Emeralds Found:	6571
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	2491
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5196
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Towns Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	9075	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.