No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HYPIXMC

Survival

SURVIVAL WITH A LOT OF FEATURES

– WARZONE ISLAND – FARM ISLAND – MINE ISLAND – JOBS – SHOP – QUESTS

AND MORE COME JOIN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5181	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Custom World Gen, 60 Custom Biomes, 14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below Overworld, INSANELY Difficult Mobs, Custom Enchants, Custom Structures & A Small Community. Dig Down To The Lowest Block Of Bedrock To Get To The Underdark Dimension, Or Build Up To The Build Height To Get To The Faewild Dimension. For More Information About The Other Dimensions Google “The Bracken Pack” You Must Know How To Use A Crafting Table And Furnace In Order To Play. See If You Can Get Geared In Diamond Or Iron Before You Die!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1459	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	2074

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7346
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2219	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.