No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	177
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are UrEarth, a 1.20.4 Java PC-based & towny-based server focused on creating a fun and enjoyable experience, whilst mimicking real-world politics through the use of an Earth map & diplomacy in order to create a unique experience.

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	556345
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	127	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5510	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	1662
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.