No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3049	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7210
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6622	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1006
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Void Armor Forged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	7380
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	3482

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	490
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1280	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	936	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1887	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ores Mined:	3015

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TheCrowSMP is one of the Fastest growing SMP networks out there open for Java & Cracked players. Released on 9th June 2020 and growing extremely fast, we mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends. We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & stuff you cannot find in any other server for example custom TPA, RTP, Shopkeepers and much more which you won’t find anywhere else.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2753
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.