No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	5508

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2818

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	8781
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	7673	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	2493
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	520
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6531
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3263
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Emeralds Found:	4716
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4065	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1316
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.