No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mines Excavated:	3576
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9078
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	1697

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.