Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed: 130 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NeoEDM

    NeoEDM

    We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

    We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

    We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ores Mined: 9687 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Animals Bred: 28
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft Endless

    Minecraft Endless

    Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SeniorMc

    SeniorMc

    Crossplay Survival! 24/7 Cracked & Free! Join the fun, build, explore! No whitelist, just play! Friendly community awaits! and get starter items & rewards! Discord: https://discord.gg/seniormc Java IP: play.seniormc.fun Bedrock IP: play.seniormc.fun | 19132 We have awesome features like: Grief prevention & anti-cheat Creative plots & minigames Regular events & giveaways Economy & player shops Come join the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Block Piece

    Block Piece

    Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

    Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

    Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

    Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

    Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

    Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

    Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Is A Greek/English Box PVP Server, Box PVP Means That You Grind Your Way To The Top By Opening Crates, Mining And Selling Ores And By Killing And Gathering Tokens To Upgrade Your Armor, All That Whilst Also Fighting For Your Life, Finnaly For A Little Help To New Players, Killing Players Without Armor Is NOT Allowed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 227703 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BeeWildMC

    BeeWildMC

    1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

    Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Relicium

    Relicium

    Discover Relicium, a Minecraft server where strategy, bravery and cooperation forge legends. Immerse yourself in an epic adventure in search of ancient relics, lead your alliance to glory, and shape the destiny of nations. With unique tycoon mechanics and “King of the Hill” events, Relicium offers an unmatched experience. Are you ready to make your mark in the world of Relicium? Join now and write your own story!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Crops Grown: 6966
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Concordia MC

    Concordia MC

    Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftMine

    CraftMine

    CraftMine is a Semi-Vanilla Survival Server that has for years been building an awesome community of players, everyone is welcome on CraftMine.

    Even cracked players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Revis-live.de

    Revis-live.de

    Revis-live.de – Your home for a nostalgic Minecraft experience!

    Welcome to Revis-live.de, the Minecraft network that specializes entirely in freebuild and citybuild. Our focus is on giving you a feeling of nostalgia while integrating cutting-edge plugins for ultimate convenience.

    Growing community: Join our ever-growing community and discover how Minecraft builds friendships and unlocks creativity. We look forward to welcoming you to our network!

    Enter the world of Revis-live.de and discover why we are more than just a Minecraft server – we are a vibrant community waiting to be enriched by you. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Comunidad Extreme LDM

    Comunidad Extreme LDM

    -new realistic biomes -New decoration blocks -City with plots -Auctions -Clans -Infinite parkour with score -Pets -New enchantments (over 200) -Shop for custom items, cars, planes, firearms, blocks -Stones of Protection -Jobs -Graves -Meteorites -Trade with /trade -Moris is a /dback

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GANGUI

    GANGUI

    2 guys who want to change the minecraft game. we are not currently open but… http://gangui.eu – 1.20 +

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GG-Survival.net

    GG-Survival.net

    Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

    Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SkyBlueMC

    SkyBlueMC

    Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WishSMP

    WishSMP

    Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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