No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2123	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

BLOCK, Earth, Earthsmp, Kiwismp, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, tiktok, Wars

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the KiwiSMP Network!KiwiSMP is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]We Have three different game modes!, EarthSMP, Survival, and Oneblock!

Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

SurvivalSMP Experience

SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Violet SMP

Economy, Survival

Violet SMP:

– Friendly Community – Easy To Use Commands – Discord Server – Land Claims – Donator Perks – Homes – One-Chop Trees – AFK Allowed – Free: EnderXP Farm

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NTRS

Community, Server, Survival

NTRS[NOT THE RIGHT SERVER]

A Survival server made for those looking for a place to hang out, and have a good time.

Our server has fantastic VIP benefits such as literal guns, and over 50 VIP exclusive commands!

NTRS is the server for you if you’re looking to grow a community and make some friends!

Join our discord to interact with the community, it helps us learn more about the people joining our server, it also makes it easier for you to ask us for help!just do /Discord, or right click the sign in spawn!

NTRS Website: nottherightserver.online

Enjoy your time on the NTRS server, and have fun,

-Parks

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Terralux SMP

Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, smp, Survival, Terralith

Welcome to Terralux SMP, a Minecraft server like no other!

Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure in our unique world, where you’ll encounter customized terrain generation with Terralith, providing breathtaking landscapes and exciting exploration opportunities.

With an array of carefully selected plugins, including Jobs, MCMMO, Auction House, ChestShop, and SilkSpawners, you’ll find yourself immersed in a dynamic gameplay experience.

Become a master of your chosen profession with Jobs, offering a wide range of occupations to earn currency and thrive. Enhance your skills and abilities with MCMMO, allowing you to level up various attributes while unlocking powerful abilities to aid you in your journey. Immerse yourself in the trader’s paradise with Auction House and ChestShop, where you can buy and sell resources, items, and even create your own thriving market.

Our server also boasts a Public Farm, where players can collaborate and cultivate a vast agricultural paradise, sharing resources and knowledge. Dive into the bustling Mall World, a hub of creativity and commerce, where you can set up your own shops and trade with fellow players. Enjoy the convenience of public XP Farms, allowing you to level up quickly and efficiently, unleashing your full potential in no time.

At Terralux SMP, we pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive community. Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our welcoming atmosphere provides the perfect platform for you to forge new friendships and embark on thrilling adventures together.

Join Terralux SMP today and experience an unforgettable Minecraft adventure in our vast and immersive world. Start your epic journey now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9449	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DragonSurvival

Survival

Welcome to DragonSurvival! This server is powered by Aternos! It can be offline but we can turn it on. In this server you can play:

-Survival

Feel free to join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rpg Survival

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RPG Survival!

Greetings, traveler, and welcome to our immersive RPG adventure! Embark on a journey through a vast and wondrous world filled with endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the realm, there’s something here for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Latin Crafters

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Non-premium server for Latin users who love classic survival and tournament PVP. At the moment it is under development and we hope that future users will guide the path of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AmazeBlockMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Join the Ultimate Minecraft Skyblock Adventure! Are you ready for an epic journey in the world of Skyblock? Look no further! AmazeBlockMC – Where Skyblock Meets Greatness! Features: Custom Items: Unleash the power of exclusive gear! Great Staff: yes oli is good Our team is dedicated to ensuring your gaming experience is top-notch. Explore: Visit our [Webstore](https://amazeblockmc.xyz) for more details. A Lot More: Discover the surprises that await you! Get ready for a Skyblock adventure like no other!

[AmazeBlockMC – Your Skyblock Journey Begins Here!]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ToastCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	714
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GriffinMCN

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Family-friendly Bukkit Minecraft server with awesome custom-made games, and towns. Our environment is a friendly respectful one so everyone can have fun. We offer Suvival, Creative, Skyblock, and many custom Minigames and Adventure games.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightcraftMC Network

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

▎NIGHTCRAFTMC ▎Discord: https://discord.nightcraft.org ▎Tienda: https://tienda.nightcraft.org ▎Web: https://nightcraft.org ▎ IP: play.nightcraft.org ▎Java 1.16.5 – 1.20.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1442

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mythicalskiesmc

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

a minecraft towny, slimefun and survival 1.19.4 paper server

Some notable plugins

Slimefun Towny Pyroming Pyrofishing Quickshop Jobs Reborn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crescent Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Crescent Cove is a small but active new RPG server that was created to reinvoke the nostalgia of classic RPG Faction servers but structured in the Towny plugin. We build our gameplay around competitiveness and collaboration, with PVP being a secondary, but essential feature. We use Jobs, mcMMO, and Towny to fund the majority of our economy, as well as a free-to-play rank system that will keep you busy financially for quite some time.

The Overworld is generated using the Terralith plugin and the End uses Nullscape, and RealisticSeasons adds beautiful seasons and a new element of survival: winter. In addition to the infamous Vampire and Werewolves plugins, we are implementing our own custom races, as well as integrating them with plugins like the aforementioned Realistic Seasons to make different races more powerful throughout the in-game year.

We have a heavy emphasis on roleplaying and building lore for your Towns, Nations, and characters, and will be opening a forum in the near future. We are currently working towards our “official” launch and future events for the server. If you’re interested, come check us out and stay for a while!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Millionware

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

A survival minecraft server made by Millionware, and its community, full of fun, and stuff to do! We have quests, Mcmmo, claims, and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.