No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	5039

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6368	Buildings Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1883

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3622	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.