No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6737	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	520537	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.