No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Noble Craft Skyblock

Welcome To Skyblock.Noble-Craft.net ! —————————————————- We are here strictly to bring you the most Enjoyment you can possibly have on a server along with a great experience. —————————————————- We Offer – – 150+ Slots – Mature, Friendly Staff Team. -MobArena – Shops – Donator Ranks & Packages – A Great Time And Experience for all.

Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TornidiousCraft

Plugins ————– Factions/Essentials/Groupmanager Ishout/MyWolf/Emotions/Vault/Gates AutoAnnouncer/ColourFireWorks/Seats

What we can do for you? We can make sure you have the best time ever on are server.We have factions.Which means griefing is allowed We can not stop griefing and raiding.We will try to make sure people dont abuse you And we will try make you have fun on the server. Here on tornidiouscraft we hope you have the best time.With factions and essentials.You can do anything.Anything is possiable

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MemoMc

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

This a beautiful server .Everyone can create their own town or nation on the map and explore the world with their friends.We hope you enjoy a comfortable time！

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

We Build Crap

A free small quiet, mature, pve & pvp server. This is a free build server no factions or clans. you can build in avaliable villages or be a loner. We have an economy with server and player shops avaliable.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Extreme Shots

Creative

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Official MCBans Server

IP: server.mcbans.com

McBans Minecraft Survival Server:

The McBans Minecraft Server is now officially back up and running and under new management (Run By: MCBans Staff member SP_S6). The server has gone from Creative to Survival to give Players a more memorable time and game play within the McBans Server Community.

Getting Started:

To begin load your Minecraft Launcher, next go to the Multi Player area and select add new. Now enter into the description: McBans, then where it says IP, Enter: server.mcbans.com Now that your on the server you will spawn at the default location: Server Spawn Area. Cords: x: -7.50000, y: 65.000, z: -287.50000. This is the default spawn location for the server. Now follow the sign to the tutorial to become a Player and get build rights on the server. (HINT: It’s Easy!)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Storms Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

The Storm’s Network is the community server you’ve always been looking for. Not only do we offer Creative, Factions and Skywars modes, we also offer an unforgettable experience om our Survival server, as well as a unique take on Prison.

Besides all the other awesomeness, we’re known for a unique set of features, including, but not limited to: – A global economy system (= Same money across all servers) – Both free (in-game) and purchasable (donator) ranks! – A great selection of plugins to please your stay

So, what do you think? Are you looking for a server with a community, quality, variety and dedication? Don’t hesitate to join us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SneakyGames

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

SneakyGames is a great place for players who want to experience a new kind of Minecraft gaming. The server is community-driven and features a friendly and active player base, making it a great place to make new friends and play with like-minded people.

So, if you’re looking for a new and exciting way to play Minecraft, SneakyGames is the perfect server for you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4998	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lordsworld

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Friendly server offering something for everyone since 2012. Land protection, economy, purchasable abilities, shops. The nether. Slay the dragon in the End, fight custom boss mobs, fight other players, make a faction in PVP World. Build massive art structures in Creative World or Plotworld, or play one of many Games and Parkour challenges.

Come join us now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Mutiny

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival Minecraft server with no rules and the map will not be reset. The server is currently based on Java Edition 1.16.5 (joinable on newer clients).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Medieval Unlimited

Factions, Hardcore, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to Medieval Unlimited’s Server Page! Here you will find everything you need to know about the server. This server has gone through A LOT in the past year of it being up. If anyone knows how to prevent chunk errors can you tell me please. The server is set in 1216 C.E, England. Its taken place a year after King John tried to take back England with an army of Danish mercenaries, he got close, he struggled mostly with capturing Rochester Castle. luckily the French came and sent King John and his army on the run, with a new French King.. After that happened it kinda gets off of history into its own Fantasy world, that’s where Terrowin and all the other stuff fits into the server. This server is very strict in wars with what happens and what items u can use, only if its a “Official” city though. The server has a massive custom map made by me. The map is 82,591,744 blocks squared. The mining on that map is expecially hard. The chance of finding diamonds 1/100. So if you see a Normal player walking around with diamond, Call an Admin to come question him. The server has greatly detailed mountains and Trees. (Tree credit to Lentebriesje, For his amazing Tree Repository).. The map has towering mountains to deep and muddy swamps. It also has a Tropic area and a Mesa area. I’v been working on adding some African type areas, and Savannah’s.. Enough about the map, Lets talk more about the diverse Cities. So far there is one city, Terrowin. This is the main and largest city in the whole map. (Unless some one makes a bigger one XD). Terrowin is controlled by the Knight’s Templar. They are the most Noble members of the city. The city has a unique ranking system aside from the Servers ranking system, it has two ranking systems all under one ranking system and they all intertwine in ways. They reason the server has cities, wars and Roleplay aside from the Survival PVP aspect is because its so you can get more involved in whats going on.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JavaThaHut

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WitherHub

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

Our servers:

1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	395724	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chopped SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.19.2-3 minecaraft semi anarchy server, only rules is no hacking, join the server and the discord, we do events, and have fun active players

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	2986

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.