Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Realm Adventures

    Realm Adventures

    3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

    hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

    admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MCServer

    MCServer

    A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • VirtualCraft

    VirtualCraft

    A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TownyWarCraft

    TownyWarCraft

    Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

    Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

    Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

    Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

    mc.townywarcraft.com

    Join today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9670 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BawsPvP

    BawsPvP
    BawsPvP

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 8430

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EthosCraft

    EthosCraft

    EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

    -Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5655
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

    DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

    Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

    or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

    The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

    Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

    Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

    Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BrekPvP

    BrekPvP

    A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

    Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)
    Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

    IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

    SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

    Worlds[​Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[​FB] – Superflat creative world.[​Wild] – Default terrain creative world[​Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![​A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[​Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[​SkyB] – SkyBlock world[​HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

    Rules[​1] No griefing.[​2] No harassment.[​3] No rude language; we are PG.[​4] No offensive buildings. [​5] Do not beg for ranks.[​6] Do not advertise other servers.[​7] Respect the staff and other members. [​8] Have Fun! :^)[​9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[​10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[​11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[​12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[​13] No politics.[​14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HooptiesWorld

    HooptiesWorld

    Rankup. Become a Legend.

    Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

    We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Chimeras Created: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Royalty Kraft

    Royalty Kraft

    Ip:173.236.60.84

    Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft Türkiye

    Minecraft Türkiye

    Best Turkish Server Ever, Come And Take Your Place.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HubCraft

    HubCraft

    a new hub server mob Arena, survival games, survival, parkour, paint wars, and plot world this is a new Minecraft server that I’ve been working on with my friends I could not wait to release it. if you have any problems please tell me whiteninja973 or a admin. if you love the Minecraft server we will soon have donations vip special commands. please tell your friends thank you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SkyLands

    SkyLands

    Welcome to SkyLands! This is a small, anti-grief & raid server that is loads of fun! Lets look at some of our features: – Fun mini-games such as Spleef, Parkour, and custom mini-games

    – Anti-Grief plugins

    – Raid world!

    – Being able to build what ever you like!

    Join SkyLands now to spread YOUR Infinite Dreams… so what are you waiting for? Join for the fun today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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