Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Slimecraft

    Slimecraft

    Slimecraft, owner known as jaimelive, and CoOwner WolframAlec. Best Server you’ll ever join. ———————————– ~Creative ~New Map soon. ~Nice people, come to join and build! ———————————– ~Admins~ AxelVIII DerpNyanCat Hairylemon98 jaimelive Shadow0X3 Tiamarth WolframAlec ———————————– ~ Dont ask for Admin rank or OP, you will be laughed at and ignored. ~If you join the server, a sense of humour is recommended. ~Join the server for fun, no bullshit.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MCUnity

    MCUnity

    McUnity McUnity is an optimized gaming server made for all ages! We are here to provide you with the best Minecraft experience that you will ever have. This server includes a lot of different things like, Factions, PvP Games, Mini-Games, and much more! Join Now! Features: – Massive PvP Games – Amazing events like Drop Parties. – Rewards when you vote for our server – Advanced server settings and statistics on our website Community Join our community at our server at http://MCUnity.net/ Support us If you like our server, we would really appreciate you if you vote for us, it really helps us out to find new players and being recognized. If you really love us, you can consider donating at this page: http://MCUnity.net/shop(We can stay online thanks to donations!)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HamCraft

    HamCraft

    Factions, Economy, Jobs, Auctions, Gambling, PVP, No PVP, Combat Tag, Mini-Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Die Freebuilder

    Die Freebuilder

    Hallo, This is a freebuild server where you can build anywhere. PvP is only on in the PvP Arena and mobs are also off. Here you can concentrate entirely on building. and if you build something good, big, beautiful you might also get special rights (gm, supp, mod)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ResistInc ★ Faction ★

    ResistInc  ★ Faction ★

    Welcome and hi, to our Brand new server. we are lucky to have u all and help us with hard times.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ImmortalCraft

    ImmortalCraft
    ImmortalCraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Magic Items Found: 5807
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Rebirth Of Balkan

    Rebirth Of Balkan

    Join us and have fun! 🙂

    Our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/robminecrafters

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Welcome to Rawcritics!

    We have been up and running for over 3 years, and offer Towny and Factions PvP Maps, along with Creative and Build Survival Maps. We also have Auctions, McMMO and an Economy with Store buy & sell.

    We are fully staffed and have a massive loyal community which you can visit at www.rawcritics.com/community or follow the latest updates at twitter.com/rawcritics.

    We hope you come. We bet you don’t leave…

    IP: minecraft.rawcritics.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 311 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PhoenixRisen

    PhoenixRisen

    Phoenix Risen is a community with multiple servers, notably the main survival server, which offers a myriad of fun perks and play options for both regular members and those who support the server by donating. Server play is fair, and there is a pretty good balance to ease of access for materials while keeping the survival feel of minecraft.

    The main survival server utilizes several core plugins to provide a really good play experience, including both personal and town claims, mcMMO, Remote storage, custom drops and crafting, community-created mini-games and dungeons, and much more.

    We would love to have you with us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Zombie Dances: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • IronHelm PVP

    IronHelm PVP

    PVP server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • IntensePvP

    IntensePvP

    IntensePvP!

    Want to rent? Add me on skype: mirzafifa

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Deitys Galaxy

    Deitys Galaxy

    try it out and look if it fits you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BattleRealms

    BattleRealms

    BattleRealms!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft is a WHOLE new experience for Minecraft players world wide. Our loving trained Admins will cater to your every need. We have a wide array of plugins all to make your time you spend on the server better. The server is a survival build server where players are in survival and are able to build with your friends as well as our staff! Join today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 7311

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Orc3cta

    Orc3cta

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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