Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CreeperCommunity

    CreeperCommunity

    We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

    We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

    We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

    Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

    We are looking forward to you

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DragonEyePvp

    DragonEyePvp

    Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

    We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Voltzinators

    Voltzinators

    This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cuboid Crunch RAID

    Cuboid Crunch RAID

    Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

    On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • destructioncraft

    destructioncraft
    destructioncraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LegionCraft

    LegionCraft

    (LEGIONCRAFT) What kind of server is this? -Legioncraft is a hosted server where players get to do a variety of activities with different worlds

    What can I do on this server? -Currently, server is just survival, but custom kits, minigames, skyblock, and many more activities are coming soon!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OtakuCraft

    OtakuCraft

    Join Today @ OtakuCraft.co.uk We are a Worldwide community of Otaku’s,Anime Lovers, Cosplayers Who own a Minecraft Server, on the Behalf of Anime-JP Cosplays

    Our Server had a wide range of plugins as well as giving new players a Home when they join, Players can Donate for as little as 10p for creative and Diamond Status on the server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Command PvP

    The Command PvP

    Hello guys. Today I’m here to talk to you about a new server that me and afew other friends have been working immensely hard on for the past 2 or more weeks. The server began as a HardCorePvPing server. But we had a change of heart and decided to make it a hub server. We have many minigames including Spleef, SurvivalGames, Brawl, TNT run and many more. We have donations set up and permissions running perfectly. This is a great server to have fun with your friends on, Join today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6314

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Squidcraft

    Squidcraft
    Squidcraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Insaneprison OP prison

    Insaneprison OP prison

    An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server! Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Insomniagames

    Insomniagames

    MCMMO Skyblock & Towny Survival Games & Hide and Seek Survival & Creative Plot^2

    Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

    Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

    Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

    Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    ☆Your journey begins here☆

    Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

    ★Features★

    ✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

    ✔Shops

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • McGroove Hunger Games

    McGroove Hunger Games

    Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

    We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

    Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DexlFactions

    DexlFactions

    Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2905 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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