Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GokuCraft

    GokuCraft

    Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • iLive

    iLive

    A great survival server, with player-driven role playing elements!

    Four players, will find hidden temples in the world which will give them complete powers over there surrounding elements (This is the bending mod!)

    As well as this a player will become King or Queen with more powers than a Moderator!

    And even if youre not one of these, whats to stop you creating or overthrowing a town?!

    So come on now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dark Matter

    Dark Matter

    The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8275 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Monarch Craft

    Monarch Craft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KrunchyKraft Network

    KrunchyKraft Network

    Welcome to KrunchyKraft!

    We are a fun Minecraft server network with tons of unique gamemodes and content!

    Come check us out by typing the IP play.krunchykraft.com in your Minecraft clients Multiplayer->DirectConnect->Server Address box!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • minecraft.etagcbp.com

    minecraft.etagcbp.com

    Stable minecraft server. Enjoy and have fun

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BrokenBlock

    BrokenBlock

    Anti-Grief / Rollback Grief, and Prevent Grief! | Super Fun Donor Perks | Mature Staff | Custom Built Spawn | No Lag Economy | Marketplace | Shops Amazing Mini-Games TnTRun | Hunger Games with a custom map! Paintball! | Quake! Join our growing community at www.brokenblock.com! Follow us on Twitter!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CrystalCraft

    CrystalCraft

    Friendly Server , Welcomes All!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ORIGIN

    ORIGIN

    IP – pvp.originmc.org

    Origin is the largest single Factions PvP server in the world! We are one of the newer servers too, as we had initially started in the beginning of 2014.

    Our server has been optimized to work especially well for clean cut pvp, keeping it as close as it gets to Vanilla with good performance. You will not find any lag-backs rubber banding here, and for the most part – hit detection tends to be dead on!

    Factions wouldn’t be Factions without the epic bases and raiding though, so this is why Origin has come equipped with these awesome features: – Tons of cannoning / raiding patches that are essential to Factions servers – 100% Glitch proof, there is no need here to bother with annoying glitchers that just want to ruin your base in an instant – Obsidian destroyer, there are no impenetrable blocks to make your bases out of here!

    Our current server specs: CPU: E3-1270v3 RAM: 32GB

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BeastsMC

    BeastsMC

    Hub: play.beastsmc.com Site: http://beastsmc.com

    BeastsMC is a well-established server network that has been running for over half a decade. We pride ourselves on our friendly community, awesome economy, fantastic activities and more. Come check us out!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Imagination Empire

    Imagination Empire

    Hello! Welcome To Imagination Empire! We Are a survival, pvp, towny, economy server. we have jobs. We recommend using this texture/resource pack: http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/hdrealms/ we also have: Mini-Games (coming soon) Creative world (in creation) quests VIP world and shop Multiple Donor Ranks We Just started out so suggestions and feedback are welcome! please visit our website and register at; http://imaginationempire.enjin.com/home we have monthly and weekly prizes. We run on donations. so feel free to help out and keep the server running and lag free! 🙂 More things will be added as time goes on and when we get suggestions! We Hope you enjoy and have fun on our server!

    Additional Details Welcome! we are a pvp, towny, economy, mini-games, creative, VIP access, protection, and MORE!!, friendly community! 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Runic Paradise

    Runic Paradise

    Runic Paradise is an adventure of your own making! Relaxing time working on your hut in the woods? We’ve got you covered! Challenging puzzles to keep your mind and imagination sharp? Plenty in store! Looking to grind your way to the top of the leaderboards? Give it your best shot!

    – Survival map with plenty of space to build on! – Economy plugins to buy, sell, and run your own store! – Optional survival content plugins, including McMMO and Slimefun! – Skyblock and Creative play-modes! – A rank ladder to climb up and unlock new perks along! – Effective anti-griefing measures! – Lots of custom content and minigames, including Mob Arena and Block Hunt! – Friendly Staff with several years of experience!

    Our priorities are fair play and a friendly social environment! Griefing is not tolerated and language filters are in place. Otherwise… everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, there’s plenty of space in Paradise!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

    WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

    WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4008 Dimension Hops: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 413

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SheepCraft Network

    SheepCraft Network

    Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Alphacraft

    Alphacraft

    20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Mines Excavated: 1135 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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