No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FateCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Items Found:	6313
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!