No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MonarchCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

MonarchCraft is a brand new faction based server with multiple interesting plugins! We use a top notch server hosting program which runs with relatively no lag. We have a strict group of admin who will ensure that the server is always up and running for you to enjoy!

We have recently implemented a team based arena to simulate an elves vs dwarves battleground, who will arise victorious?

You have multiple choices to build your army and claim a kingdom for your own, march accross vast lands to destroy weaker kingdoms, or even become a nomad and explore MonarchCraft with nothing holding you back! It’s all up to you. Welcome to MonarchCraft, the world is yours!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PVP Hoelle

PvP

Our Server is on german:

We have

– PVP – a new unique economic system – Dear community

Team PVP Hell

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HotBlockMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dragoncraft

Survival

this server is new and we are working on getting it BIGGER so join and have funn

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	3907

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	380	Enchantments Applied:	233
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.