No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KayCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

New minecraft server looking for coders staff builders and active mature fun players willing to work with me and be loyal

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Roleplay City

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

enjoy minecraft with many plugins and helpful players

Create your Own Company, Big or small. Roleplay, with plugins. the server includes many awesome plugins, such as ucars and chairs meaning you can drive cars and sit on stairs. (stairs require signs or items frames at both ends to work) on minecraft roleplay city you can create your own company big or small using our economy and chestshop plugins. Your business can be anything you can imagine, not just selling items! Transport. to get around you could use train, horse or car. It’s your choice Fight mobs to earn money. you can hang out with the mobs or fight them to earn money, no matter what kind of person you are you can enjoy your time on minecraft roleplay city. Where will you live? you can live anyhwhere, in an apartment, or build your own house, it’s all up to you! Design structures just like the real world. minecraft has unlimited possibilities, combined with many awesome plugins what do you call it then. the main point is you can have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelmon 2.5.7

Pixelmon, Survival

Join our Pixelmon server that is running 1.6.4 on version 2.5.7 of pixelmon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Scorpio Realms

PvE, Survival

Scorpio Realms is small survival server with a great community and a good place to make new friends. Our main features are optional PvP, grief rollbacks, horse protection, chest locks, random teleports, global market, homes, /tpa and anti-cheat. You’re free to build anywhere you wish, but we ask that you do not build near other players. We also have a few plugins to enhance the performance of the server. This server is moderated and our staff team is always ready to help, let them know if you have been griefed, we’ll take care of it! Our only request is that you take the mandatory quiz before playing to make sure you understand the rules, it’s very short and easy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Warhub

PvE, PvP

The Warhub – tommytony’s official War server @ wh.tommytony.com

War is the original PVP arena Bukkit plugin: it adds TDM and CTF arenas for a more focused Minecraft PVP experience. Warhub is the server home of War and we’ve been online since early 2011 (old school!). Everyone is welcome to visit and try out the warzones we created for your enjoyment.

Check out our server forums at warhub.tommytony.com .

Please refer to war.tommytony.com for War download links, instructions, videos and more.

Besides War, our players enjoy the freedom of creative gameplay, a friendly atmosphere and automated ranking that rewards dutiful regulars.

Bring your friends over for some quick-and-dirty PVP or PVE action, stop by to try the War plugin commands and mechanics before installing it on your own server or just come and visit us for a bit of fun on our free-build world. There’s a little something for everyone!

Thank you for your interest,

–tommytony

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FlameCasters Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

FlameCasters Skyblock

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BasivPvP

Factions

A new and basic minecraft faction server, yes we know, factions aren’t fun without a lot of other players, but we think we’ve fixed that. We offer safe, and great RPG single and multiplayer games for players to enjoy themselves with. MobArena is our main factor, your can single handedly conquer waves of the undead, or with your friends. Also, you may be able to win some loot at our casino. If you’re interested, stop by! basicpvp.factions.ws

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MsCraft

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

WE HAVE UPDATED TO TECHWORLD2 1.1.1 . CHECK OUR WEBSITE FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO JOIN. Fast, new server based in New York. We have a mature community, so only join if you are old enough — no begging, whining, or lameness. Full anti-grief protection, fun community..what more can you ask for? Common-sense rules apply. Please make sure you select FTB TechWorld2 1.1.1 in the launcher. Server Specifications: -5GB DDR3 RAM -250GB SSD -1Gbps up/down port -40 expandable slots

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Prison OP

Prison

Prison-OP is as it says in the name, an OP Prison server. You start in A Block and work your way up to Z and eventually, Free!

Start in A Block and earn your way all the way through the ranks to become to top player on the server!

Prison-OP is ran by the creators of an already successful server network, so you can be assured that we know what we’re doing!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ScoutPvP

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Hallo lieber Minecraft User, If you are looking for a Super Bukkit PvP server then you have come to the right place! Simply JOINE now with this IP to our server 85.190.167.207:25565 Have fun ! We look forward to seeing you !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwapedCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

About Us: We are three school friends inspired to run a server and we three enjoy PVP/Raid/Factions/Minigames/More and just Minecraft in General. Come join us! (: We may also be looking for staff in the future and add a hub with minigames. I intend to donate money towards our server to get a teamspeak for it and a website for you guys (:

Messege me in game if you ever want to skype (:

More: We have adminshops and are addin more just suggest! Tell your friends about the server and you may be rewarded.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

craftlancer

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

The world of Craftlancer is rocked by war, numerous kingdoms are fighting for dominance and YOU can take them all down! Create your own empire and expand your power or entrust your services to others and help them rule the world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HappyDiggers TFC TerraFirmaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

HappyDiggers TFC is a regular TerraFirmaCraft server. It only requires the client to have the TerraFirmaCraft mod installed.

The HappyDiggers TerraFirmaCraft server aims to be close to TFC while adding a few features to make life more comfortable. There is plot protection, grief prevention, everything is logged and we have several staff members who visit the server regularly to help with any issues. We have mini games on our Lobby server. See the TFC spawn area for more information.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Erickr

Factions

Erickr

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!