No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	108	Magic Items Found:	2566

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9401

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Emeralds Found:	2662

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreativeBlockz

Creative

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WTCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Serve is totally new but without bugs, it is hosted 24 hours a day, I hope you come in and help us grow, the owners of the serve are Nimatrox, Gasty, _iWeken, I just helped put the post on this page, thank you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

mcMagic

Creative

If you are a fan of Disney and Minecraft, then you have got to see this. McMagic is Minecraft’s most complete to-scale version of the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida. Originally started on the Reddit Creative Servers by our owner, therealduckie, in 2011, this replica of the Walt Disney World Resort features working rides, choreographed shows (including firework shows), all four of the Theme Parks (Animal Kingdom is currently about 60% done), and four of the many Resorts found on site. Beginning in late December, 2013, McMagic is proud to be showcasing CharlesGoldburn’s rendition of Disney Cruise Line’s Disney Dream!!

mcMagic has been around for two years now, and in just that span, we have accomplished a ton as a server, including a panel at Minecon 2013, over 130,000 Guests who have joined the server, 4 parks and resorts as mentioned above, and so much more!!

And for those of you that want to show your building skills, come build on our Creative Server at c.mcmagic.us!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UniversalCraftMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Growing server with many games and features including Team Deathmatch, PVP, Spleef, Grinder, Shop, Parkour,Death Games, Color Shuffle, Land ready to be claimed and much more to come!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.