Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Animals Bred: 93
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9807

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Buildfreeks

    Buildfreeks

    Join. Build. BUILDFREEKS!

    We have everything you need and more to build anything you want. It’s no wonder why we are everyone’s favorite WorldEdit server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 181604

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sverrceraft

    Sverrceraft

    Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AGCW Kingdoms

    AGCW Kingdoms

    A RPG PvP world, AGCW: Kingdoms is all about players joining or establishing towns and/or property and then making friends and enemies. Currently in Beta setup those looking for a head start in a new RPG world have found the place. – Diverse multi-class system – Very hard and unique monsters – Mature 3rd party & custom plugins – Dragon Travel, Party System, Dungeons, & More!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Shiny Network

    Shiny Network

    We are a brand new network. We use BungeeCord to connect our servers together, so there are no plugin errors between worlds. A smooth and wonderful experience is awaiting you at ShinyNetwork!

    Factions: Team up with your friends, or new players you’ve never met! Rule the server! KitPvP Vanilla Creative RolePlay: [Coming Soon]

    Dwarves Vs Zombies: [Coming Soon]

    MiniGames: [Coming Soon]

    Prison/Drug: [Coming Soon]

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Animals Bred: 166 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LeCrafterMan

    LeCrafterMan

    This Is An Awesome Survival/Economy Server With Claiming! Join For Le’ Fun

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OreCraft Network

    OreCraft Network

    “A community driven server with a thirst for meeting basic player needs and keeping them happy. Here at Orecraft, we believe that the player comes first and we’re doing everything we can to ensure that our servers are tailor made for player enjoyment.

    Our survival server is our flagship server. The original and some would say the best. Survival has been finely tuned over many months to enable players to get the most out of interacting with other players and building their own structures. PvP is enabled on survival but is disabled around claims to give players breathing room to build.

    Our kitpvp and factions servers are designed to cater for players who have a competitive streak as well as allowing a way for players to express their aggressive nature without being banned on our less competitive servers. PvP is enabled everywhere except at spawn locations.

    Our creative and skyblock servers are for those who are peaceful at heart. No pvp is allowed and we challenge our players on both servers in different ways. Creative challenges players to create truly magnificent structures within large plot confines and skyblock challenges players to make the most of the resources they are given. Our artistic and logical players get the most out of these servers.

    Last but most definitely not least we have our prison server. A server that is designed for those who enjoy being ambitious and having goals set for them by the server itself. The prison itself is a state of the art custom built design with many areas to explore. The prison server also includes features such as a black market for greater community interaction and a law enforcement system to ensure that prison feels like a real prison with one crucial difference… It’s an enjoyable experience!… This Is OreCraft.”

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Emeralds Found: 337 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Icewynd

    Icewynd

    Come join the fun on one of the best Minecraft networks!

    Factions Survival Creative Skyblock KitPvP

    Visit our web site and sign up on our forums at www.icewynd.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Modded Network

    Modded Network

    Performance! Performance is an important to us, we are always looking ways to improve on it.So, you don’t need to worry about bad performance!

    Friendly A friendly community that help each other, laugh together, and most of all make friendship.

    Support We have great support staff who are working hard around the clock to answer your questions, We even have a discord bot that help with support. With discord bot we had program it to read your crash report or log if you upload them to the channel. Then it will provide you with simple fixes.

    Unique modpacks With cool unique modpacks you can explore, fight bosses, adventure into dungeons, become the most powerful player in our network.

    Join Today at Play.ModdedNetwork

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WoopGaming

    WoopGaming

    Factions » Raiding, Griefing, and Lockpicking

    PvP » Intense PvP with MCMMO and more.

    PvE » Unique Mobs with Custom Loot and dangerous dungeons.

    Slimefun » Over 500 unique and custom craftables never seen in Minecraft!

    Custom Maps » Landscapes and Trees never seen in Minecraft before.

    Economy » Become rich in a player driven economy.

    Diverse Community » A friendly international community from all corners of the globe.

    1.10 READY

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Enchantments Applied: 127

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MCRanger

    MCRanger
    MCRanger

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FTB Unleashed

    FTB Unleashed

    •Player Shops •Skills (Mining, Woodcutting and more ) •Just join and build no stupid signup. •Griefprevention with modded protection •Taxes Plugin (ChestShop 8% tax) and Balance Budget Tax, Type /tax) •MobCash rewards •Timbermod, Choptree, Treeassist •No rollbacks •Unleashed 1.1.7 •Low banned items •Awesome voting rewards (See website for details) •Sick ass staff

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NutzPvP

    NutzPvP

    NutzPvP COME JOIN NOW OP PVP AND RAID FACTIONS!! WE HAVE FACTIONS, PVP ACTION OP KITS THAT U CAN USE AND AMAZING COMMUNITY/STAFF JOIN NOW TO HAVE SOME NUTZPVP FUN!! 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Badlion Network

    Badlion Network

    Welcome to the Badlion Network! Home of competitive PvP game play! Featuring servers specifically geared towards PvP such as ArenaPvP, UHC, and Survival Games.

    Home of the best Minecraft AntiCheat known as GCheat. Home of the largest Minecraft UHC matches with up to 750 players in a match. Come join 1000’s of players on the largest competitive PvP network today!

    Server locations:

    NA East: na.badlion.net Europe: eu.badlion.net South America: sa.badlion.net Australia: au.badlion.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LockedMc

    LockedMc
    LockedMc

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • UNKOWNCRAFT.mcserver.ws

    UNKOWNCRAFT.mcserver.ws

    NOT READY YET WILL BE SOON!!!!!!!!!1111111

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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