No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DeathCraft1001

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

**NOTE: Donations rank are good and cheap DeathCraft Is A Server Based On Fun For Everyone With Easy To Understand Rules… We Have All The Basics Of A Server – Factions – Multiverses – PvP Areas – MiniGames (coming soon) – Survival/HungerGames – CreativeWorld – And Some Other Stuff For Staff Use

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HardMC.LT Gaming network

Anarchy

Lithuanian minecraft server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Shadow Universe

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Have you always wanted to be a wizard in minecraft? Well today is your day with the Wizardly Magic plugin mixed with Towny you can become the Head of your own little Hogwarts if you wanted to! We also have Infernal Mobs be careful because any regular mob has a chance at being infernal and if and when they are they have many powers and abilities but they do drop Amazing! Gear Check it out ! Here on Shadow Universe We Strive for greatness so check us out today to be apart of our ever growing community! IP: Shadowuniverse.mcserver.ws

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fancycraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Myrescape | 24/7 | No lag | Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!

Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!

This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Ores Mined:	8636

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3943
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2346	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	802

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.