Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SkyLarkPvP

    SkyLarkPvP

    Server IP: play.skylarkpvp.net Kill, raid and have fun with heaps of CUSTOM EXCITING PLUGINS! Here we offer on-the-spot connection for smooth PvP with a balanced economy. We have awesome features like disguising into mobs, /wild to tp to random wilderness location, FFAs, nether, end alot more! We have active admins and moderators so that the server is clean from ALL hackers! We are also a new but growing dedicated server as we had started in 2014. – Factions – Obsidian Destroyer – Disguises – Auction – Crates – Wild tp command – PVP – FFA – Diamond Apples – Forge Crystals

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Valcraft

    Valcraft

    We are a small server that would like to expand, with our awesome gametypes and family friend environment. When you get on you do have to read some rules and accept them before you can start playing.

    Gametypes: – Prison – Creative – Games – Towny/Brewery – Vanilla – Modded survival (No clientside mods needed)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NerdCraft Towny RP

    NerdCraft Towny RP

    NerdCraft: Towny Evolved [RP]

    A new take on towns Ever want a server you could fall into and call home? We think this is the right server for you! Join in an ever-lasting journey watching kingdoms grow and fall while roleplaying it out, and battling for supremacy. Take over the global economy or be a simple farmer trying to make it through the harsh winter- it’s your choice.

    Includes: – Breweries – Disease / Bio-warfare – Seasons – Economy – Towny – And much more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hystorycraft

    Hystorycraft

    Historycraft offers several gaming experiences. On the one hand a Semi RP server with professions, a city system. On the other hand, a creative server for your projects. And finally a PVP server Join us!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Summit Survival Semi-Vanilla

    Summit Survival Semi-Vanilla

    Server IPSummitsurvival.org, version 1.19.4We have Geyser which enables crossplay for Bedrock players. Use port 19132.

    About Summit Survival:Season 3 commenced on the 18th of Feb 2023 and we will not be resetting for at least 2 years.

    Summit Survival aims to take Survival SMP back to the fundamentals. With no limitations on productive gameplay, no land claims, and power server hardware, we provide the perfect server for complex redstone, mob farms and builds. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and hacking, and although we have no land claims, we use tools that allow moderators to restore grief of any kind. In essence, we have attempted to perfect the fundamentals of simple semi-vanilla gameplay with a few extra and well refined features.

    Semi-Vanilla Features:

      The ability to set 2 configurable waypoints using /sethome, and the ability to teleport to /spawn.An item based economy system that encourages player shops and trading.Extended leash mechanics that allow for most mobs (and villagers) to be leaded.A light weight and simple chest protection system to prevent theft of your items.The ability to make item frames invisible for a cool effect.Infrequent server reboots to allow for long periods of AFK time at mob farms

    Gameplay:

      Hard difficulty with near vanilla mob rates and a large world border.Totems are completely disabled on our server.Zombie Pigman gold drops are completely disabled on our server as Gold is our currency.Amethyst buds can be collected using Silk Touch.Farm trampling is completely disabled

    Rules

    Do not hack or use x-ray.Mods that do not alter packets transmitted are permitted.

    Do not modify player builds or entities.Seek permission before making modifications.

    Do not use dupes with a universal application.Dupes that exclusively function on a single item are permitted.

    Comply with admin and mod directions.Special areas like spawn have specific rule 4 directives.

    Thanks for reading!-C

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VexedMC – Unique OP-Prison

    VexedMC – Unique OP-Prison
    VexedMC is a custom OP Prison server.We offer a lot of features you have never seen before.

    Our goal is to offer a good and unique server that’s enjoyable for everyone.

    Some of our custom features are:– Auto-Miners– Many custom enchants– Rename tokens– Fully custom gangs with daily rewards– Weekly mining competitions– Frequent giveaways

    Join us at pmc.VexedMC.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rainiedragon

    Rainiedragon

    This is a good minecraft server that is dependable on all time fun that is 24/7 you will like it allot if you like to play minecraft.If you start playing you will not be able to stop.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MC Titan

    MC Titan
    MC Titan

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • InfinityMC Network

    InfinityMC Network

    InfinityMC.com offers gametypes with many custom plugins and unique features.

    FACTIONS – Player Heads • duels • obsidian breaker • spawners SKYBLOCK – Custom warps • spawn shop • island parties • spawners PRISON – Tokens • prestiges • plots • unique enchantments CREATIVE – Cosmetics • multi-plot system • worldedit • warp system

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MaMinecraft

    MaMinecraft

    MaMinecraft (aka MaMine) started a new world with1.7, like so many others, and we’re looking for some new faces. MaMinecraft is a small, social server focused on it’s community and having fun. We are a Bukkit server, and our plugins are themed towards quality-of-life improvements (warps, homes, tps]and protection [block logging, region protection, box locking] rather than changing the way the game works. We also have an economy with a community-driven sign shop.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6363

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Avalon Server

    Avalon Server

    Survival server running spigot and mcmmo

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Nova Verse

    Nova Verse

    Welcome to Nova Verse: a “butterscotch” server – we do our best to create a vanilla Minecraft experience while providing protection from griefing as well as a trade-based economy and mini-games like Skywars, Spleef and Paintball! Free fall and PVP arenas! Members will receive a shop, protection gem and basic tools to get them started. Donators can purchase rank upgrades and lots of other goodies. Come play Spleef and 4 player Skywars. Join a town or build on your own. Experience our active, friendly community with helpful moderators!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The AntVenom Server Network

    The AntVenom Server Network

    Welcome to the official AntVenom Server Network! This server has all custom mini games so it’s great. We are still on PRE-ALPHA so if you see any bugs, please report it at www.antvenom.com! Thanks for reading, and enjoy AntVenom Server Network! Subscribe to the Ant Farm: http://bit.ly/AntVenomSubscribe Server IP: mc.antvenom.com McProHosting Server Deal: http://mcprohosting.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 133

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NamelessCraft

    NamelessCraft

    Come join a great 17 and up minecraft community that has been around for quite some time we are currently looking for new people, who want to play on the server and have fun and talk with others. Namelesscraft has a wide variety of people from all over the world we welcome all types of people. More people brings… well more people it’s sort of like the saying if you build it they will come but in this case if you play it others are here to play with you. Why join Namelesscraft? Well for starters it isn’t a server that was just thrown up last night, it has been around for a long time, and we would like to keep it around for a lot longer. The server is up 24/7 so you never have to worry about not being able to play! How do you join Namelesscraft? That’s easy all you have to do is fill out an application on our forum it takes maybe 10 minutes not even and the admins will get back to you as quickly as possible. Make sure to read the rules and fill out an application at https://namelesscraft.net/forums/ No Griefing! This is a grief free server, Griefers are banned as quickly as they are found out and your stuff will be rolled back to the way it was before! We take pride in having a clean, fun, and friendly server for all to play on. Events?!? Yes we like to do events when we have enough people, come join the community suggests some events for either the admins or yourself to host, all suggestions are welcome! Friendly Staff! Don’t be afraid to ask any question if you need any help, our admins will be more than willing to help you out if they are available. Discord! Discord is available to all members of the server/community, join the community come pop in and say hi.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DonorCraft

    DonorCraft

    This is DonorCraft a server with Factions for now and much more to come.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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