No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

Vote for PurePvP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chorus Craft

Fun, KitPvP, Minigames, new, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NobilityCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!

Server Owner: Eledore

NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More

Join us today on creativemc.world

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.