Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • InfiniteHeights

    InfiniteHeights

    Welcome to InfiniteHeights!

    These are some of the features we offer on our Survival Server: – Survival with a large focus on economy – Farm world to gather resources – Auctions, Player Mall and a Virtual Market – mcMMO with special skills and abilities – Friendly and helpful staff team

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 275

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dincraft

    Dincraft

    Dincraft – The server that refuses to die!

    – A ranking system, based on the series Vikings where you go from being a simple Warrior, to a great Legend. The ranking system gives you lots of advantages over time, so you always have something to look forward to. Best of all, your Rank will never disappear.

    – Hard server, arranged for construction. On the server there is PVP in Wild, but you can claim your areas and lock people out. Then people have more freedom. Whether you want to PVP or whether you want to Build in your area.

    – Map, when you are in the game you can type /map or use our link and you will see a map of the server. Then it is easier to plan buildings, find biomes and much more.

    – WIKI, On our Discord you will find lots of Wiki posts that explain lots of the server’s functions. Plugins, Dincraft has lots of stylish plugins that extend the game. Everything from teleport blocks to bridges that can close and open.

    – Bedrock Support, On the server you can play with Bedrock Edition! You can even play on the server with your mobile phone on the bus.

    – Fly, On the server you can fly with the command /val | Then you get the opportunity to fly with flyspeed 0.4 – Then it becomes much easier to make cool buildings and explore areas. But watch out! If you attack mobs/players, or mobs/players attack you, you fall like a brick.

    – Minigames, if there are more than 7 players on the server, random minigames may appear in the chat. You just click on the chat, join the minigame and when the game is over, you return exactly where you were before the game started.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • minecraftmaster

    minecraftmaster

    this is a 1.7.5 version minecraft server we are looking for a dev and a builder and co-owner as i just got the server today

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crime PvP

    Crime PvP

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SpyCraft Network

    SpyCraft Network

    One of the most awesome server for 1.5.2

    We offer everything: joining us will mean being able to play 18 different gamemodes.

    IP: spycraft.me

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EcopiaMC

    EcopiaMC
    EcopiaMC is a brand new economy server with a bunch of cool features! We offer pvp, building and grinding features, so there is something for everyone!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Arvendawn

    Arvendawn

    A small 40 slot server run by a couple of UK teens (adults?). We run the server because it is fun and we enjoy encouraging creativity here.

    Server is Survival and mainly build oriented, but we have PVP arenas available. We run BOSEonomy, Towny, Dynmap, Chest Shop and many other plugins to give variety to your Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LonewolvesPvP

    LonewolvesPvP

    LoneWolvesPvP is a server that’s been here for months, we started from the begining and are still here!

    We are here to stay a loving faction community server 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hitmoncraft

    Hitmoncraft

    Welcome to Hitmoncraft!

    A one-of-a-kind pixelmon server where you can shape the world and your game as you like. Be warned that this is not a simple server. It requires intelligence, maturity, and a broad general knowledge. You can also expect references and nods to the early games for those who grew up with Pokémon.

    In general players are free to do as they wish to each other and to the pixelmon of the world, but be aware that behaving badly will have repercussions and may result in your being branded as an outlaw.

    Select plugins have been added to create an immersive experience. mcMMO allows you to grow and endure harsher environments with its PvE elements, whilst the PvP aspects allow you to become prodigious bounty hunters or bandits.

    Pixelmon may be battled and caught in the usual fashion. Our safari zone holds exclusive pixelmon not found anywhere else and our league is as unique as it is challenging.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Nines Craft

    Nines Craft

    Next Gen Minecraft! Looking for 10 Admins!.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CCFactions and Minigames

    CCFactions and Minigames

    Welcome to Creed Craft Factions! A new, fresh server in the hands of an ambitious Owner, BTS107. We include a shop with over 100+ items, a newly done, medieval style Faction Spawn (As for the Main Spawn), the Nether, and mini games such as the Mob Arena, and Last Man Standing! We hold drop parties every time 20 or more players are currently on and actively playing. And of course we accept donations, plus show off how much you donated by receiving a special donation rank! During Easter weekend (Sunday through Saturday), you will get 15% off on any prices above $20 of purchase! And if you can’t donate, there is in-game money where you can buy different /kits like “Knight”, and “Duke”. (NOTE: *Different than Donation ranks*) Speaking of kits, once you join, your kit of a “New Comer” includes items such as diamonds, potions, and wood to start off your Minecraft journey!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DracoonCraft

    DracoonCraft

    We’re still under construction, but it’s getting there 🙂 It’s a city build server, with mini games and a survival world, as well as a mine and a farm world. The team is all over 18 in age! Events are planned that are paid for with items or in-game currency. Simply register once and off you go if you have any questions PE system installed.

    The server team is waiting for you for some cookies 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Adrundaal | German

    Adrundaal | German

    Hello Stranger! Looking for a new home, you now go to the world of Adrundaal. You enter our world of Thayren in survival mode as a citizen of four highly detailed user cities designed in a fantasy medieval style. There are lovingly designed landscapes and secret places to discover and a huge continent that is constantly being run by the server team will be further expanded and beautified.

    VISIT US NOW!

    www.ADRUNDAAL.de Read our “First Steps” and apply to us in the forum.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 New Chunks Explored: 348864

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The BTCraft Network

    The BTCraft Network

    This is the BTCraft Network, we have been recently updated with many new thing making this a modern server. Our staff have kept the server well and alive ready for you guys! We hope you enjoy and vote to keep supporting us! The reward for votes will be fixed soon.

    Thanks for looking at the server, – Awesome

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Thrown Alive

    Thrown Alive

    Great Factions server! Admins are nice! Let you adventure begin 😀

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 163 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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