No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC.hypercraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome MC.hypercraft Just A Vanilla Server !!!

Ip: MC.hypercraft.pt Version: 1.13.x /1.14.x /1.15.x suport !! (VERSION 1.13.x Recomend )

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	9141

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AcidIsland

Survival

New game! AcidIsland!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TechnoBuffalo Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

For nearly 3 years now, the technology news and review giant TechnoBuffalo has sponsored its own Minecraft multiplayer server. Over that time, much has changed with the updates released from Mojang, and we have once again changed with the times.

We are proud to share with the entirety of the Minecraft community that we are now functioning as a Hub server in which we offer: Survival, Creative, Arcade, and much more!

TechnoBuffalo is a friendly community, and would love to have you join our server and be a part of the Buffalo herd!

As an added bonus for you TechnoBuffalo fans, we often have guests such as Sean P. Aune, TechnoBuffalo’s Editor-in-Chief, and Jon Rettinger, President & Editorial Director of TechnoBuffalo, LLC.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CRAFTWORD

Creative, PvP

CRAFTWORD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crops Grown:	5951	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Epics MiniGames

Mini Games

A server with some minigames. More minigames will be added soon! Minigames: SURVIVAL-GAMES, SPLEEF, INFECTION, PRISON, AND SURVIVAL!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MasonCraft

PvP, Survival

Hi guys My name is Predmarine The server Owner. This server is new. Just launched out to the public today. We currently have it set to 120 slots but will upgrade if needed. We also have a website http://www.mcmasoncraft.com/ Join there for updates on the server and to donate ect. We are a PVP/Raid serve. We dont have factions plugin up yet but will so in the future. We have amazing staff. Nicest people you could meet.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GhastLegion

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

* GhastLegion *

GhastLegion is a unique factions server with a great community, awesome PvP and a great community. Our server is up to date and gives every saturday at 21:00 (UTC/GMT +2 hours). There are also regularly held events.

We hope to see you on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pieties Server

PvE, Vanilla

Join our small community of masture and engaged players! We are a recent Vanilla-ish survival server looking for additional builders and friends to make the world fun and vibrant. The server features Spigot for a Vanilla-ish Minecraft experience with minimal plugins for anti-griefing as well as personal chest & property protection. Come join us as we make this new world and show off your Minecraft survival and building skills!

Rules: No griefing No hacking (flying,teleporting,speed,x-ray,etc.) No begging to become mod/admin Be respectful to other players and property Have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fire Craft/Dan craft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

hi welcome to Fire Craft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.