Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineSerwer.pl

    MineSerwer.pl

    Features: – Creative – KitPVP – Survival – Jail – Skyblock

    IP: mineserwer.pl Website. www.mineserwer.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5361 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Addicted2 Minecraft

    Addicted2 Minecraft

    RO: Play.addicted2.ro is a Romanian server. We have many game modes such as: Survival, Creative, Skyblock, SG, etc. The server is part of the Addicted2 community, a gaming community. You can find more details on the server. EN:Play.addicted2.ro is a romanian server.We have many mods of games as:

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minemee.com

    Minemee.com

    We are a friendly and playful community. We have SMP suvival and much more to come.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Boulder-Crashes

    Boulder-Crashes

    Boulder Crashes-MC Economy System Minecraft. Welcome

    ( Server Ip 37.120.189.107 ) (setting 1.16.2)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • my-minecraft

    my-minecraft

    cool admin 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NZnetwork

    NZnetwork

    If you are looking for a large, entertaining, and well managed Minecraft server, you have come to the right place.

    NZnetwork has been running Minecraft since mid-2010, making us one of the longest running servers in the world. We host Minecraft from our project servers, so the overall speeds are excellent. We have had near 100% uptime, and have attracted a great community that are always welcoming towards new players.

    NOTE: you must be in New Zealand or have a proxy in the country to access the server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 24/7 Miccraft Survival Server

    24/7 Miccraft Survival Server

    Server Name: 24/7 Miccraft Survival Server Server Address/IP: server1.miccraft.com TeamSpeak3 Server: teamspeak.Miccraft.com Youtube video: http://youtu.be/b8DUaLkobO0

    Welcome to miccraft.com! Here’s what you need to know! We are a mature, friendly community, and we take pride in the awesomeness of our staff! ALMOST VANILLA!!! Why almost? Because we feel the game is enhanced by two simple mods. 1. Land Claims! Protect your castle! The more you play the more you can claim! 2. Shops! Make your own shop ! Our shop currency is simple, and vanilla-ish! (Iron and Gold Ingots, and Diamonds)

    Still need convincing? Join us for a few minutes and find out why our members stay!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GuopCraftGamers

    GuopCraftGamers

    Looking for staff part time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EnchantCraft

    EnchantCraft

    We and our community the chanters.

    Here you farm in the freebuild or just farm in the wood farm or mine. You can play various mini games in which you can have a lot of fun and you can just buy a GS and build on it with friends or alone. You can collect chanters and buy things in the shop or you can buy ranks with real money and donates it to the server or you can also vote, which of course helps the server a lot

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Game End

    Game End

    ameServers.com has established itself as the premier game hosting company through the past six years, having served over 300,000 customers. We are an established and reputable company that you can be sure will be here tomorrow and always be there to stand behind the product you purchase from us. Due to our reputation, GameServers.com is also the host of choice when major game studios need hosting services. We have worked directly with many developers, including: Infinity Ward (Call of Duty Modern Warfare), Treyarch (Call of Duty Black Ops), Tripwire Interactive (Killing Floor), Epic Studios (Unreal series), and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • McZockerTime

    McZockerTime
    McZockerTime

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

    WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

    Be sure to join us at world-civ.com Join the website for the FREE rank of traveler. To get traveler join the website then go to the shop tab and click on the free rank. All are welcome on the TS server, check the website for more information.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DarkCloud

    DarkCloud
    DarkCloud

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft Continuum

    Minecraft Continuum

    Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Potions Brewed: 185 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 330

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SolidStateGaming

    SolidStateGaming

    SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

    SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8716 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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