Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Love Letters Sent: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

    JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

    Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

    Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

    Survival, its all we do!

    Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

    This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DCS

    DCS

    Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

    English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

    Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Simple-Craft

    Simple-Craft

    This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hollyweed Minecraft

    Hollyweed Minecraft

    The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Empire of Ordin

    Empire of Ordin

    Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7682 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Eiserner Orden

    Eiserner Orden

    – Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Craftacia

    Craftacia

    This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FayzePvP

    FayzePvP

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minevolt Network

    Minevolt Network

    A Unique Towny Server with many fun plugins! Good family server with friendly staff thats always there to help Donation ranks with awesome perks! we have Towny, Jobs, McMMO and awesome stuff that will provide you with an awesome time!

    Battle monsters in various MobArenas set up throughout the world, challenge others in open world PvP, Battle others in PvP minigames, ride EnderDragons, Set up Mob-free, PvP-Free Towns with Towny commands, Catch Mobs with Chicken Eggs and turn them into spawn eggs, Catch Mobs with Leashes and Train them to become awesome bodyguards, Create NPCs in your towns, open up Playershops, and MORE! Theres so much to do at MyekaanCraft youll find something new everyday.

    All of this crammed into a Survival server, able to access with a Vanilla Minecraft Client!

    Hope to see you soon!

    Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, Towny, McMMO, McJobs, InfernalMobs, MobArena, PvPArena, DragonTravel, EchoPet, MyPet, Citizens, Denizen, HyperConomy, MORE

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LoneWolves Network

    LoneWolves Network

    We are a 24/7 Factions and Prison server and strive to be a community that is friendly, competitive, and helpful! With a lot of in-game features new and old, a forum, teamspeak, and more! What are you waiting for? Come join the fun today! IP: lonewolves.net Lonewolves is hosted on a dedicated server, we love being lag free.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NewBlockEnvy

    NewBlockEnvy

    A 1.8 Minecraft server that has Survival/PVE/Creative Players will receive a simple starter kit. We also have Precious Stones for players to protect their homes.

    No griefing. No hacking. Be respectful. Have fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Quick Network

    Quick Network

    Quick Network is a small, community based survival server. We wish to grow our community and populate the server. We are very welcoming to all new players! So join today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Paradox Factions

    Paradox Factions

    Paradox Factions is a brand new server with experienced staff. We strive to create the best possible Faction PVP server. We have PVP Tag. Ender Chests are disabled. Kits are used, to ensure loyalty to the server. We are positive you will have an amazing time on this server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3883 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests

    World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests
    The World of Starknight celebrates 11 years!

    We started our journey in 2012 on Xbox 360 building a grand city on just a single player world! Since then we have expanded with an economy, stories, quests, survival, and much more!

    We offer:

    🏢 A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack

    ⚔️ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!

    💡 If you’re a creative builder we’re always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if you’re just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!

    ❗️ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!

    🎮 WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile

    Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab

    IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285

    We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If you’re interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!

    And always remember… Who is Starknight?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GlowStoneCity

    GlowStoneCity

    Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 368087

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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