Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GlowStoneCity

    GlowStoneCity

    Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EnderCraftNetwork Events coming soon

    EnderCraftNetwork Events coming soon

    In a month we will have lots of staff openings and plz dont hack clients or greifing or ban I mean It so plz come we need players so dont ask for staff and we have factions and survival

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BeastFactions

    BeastFactions

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4058 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • InfinityCraft

    InfinityCraft

    We are a new faction Pvp Hardcore Server he have 99.99% of glitches/bugs fixed we had a beta and alpha stage of the server during those stages we chose responsible staff members and players to be beta testers if you have any reports of bugs pm me on my minecraft server i am on most of the day it is a 24/7 server hosted by creeper host we hope to see you soon 🙂 we also have droppartys

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlueDoves

    BlueDoves

    Bluedoves is a small, kind and relaxing community with lots of friendly players.

    ■ Towny Economy! Shops! Warps and homes! ■ Minigames BlockParty! Multiple PVP types! TNTRun! ■ MCMMO ■ Crates!

    We utilise the towny plugin with economy and mcmmo to make for a fun, casual experience. we also have dedicated helpers, mods and admin who are always available to assist with any problems you may have. we have an enjin website with an innovative voting reward system and also have donation ranks. We also added a homemade reward system, crates! You can get crates by ranking up, finding them, donating and buying them with vote points.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BroCraft Gaming

    BroCraft Gaming

    Welcome to BroCraft Gaming! Here on BroCraft, we offer 4 different gamemodes, tailored to every players’ liking! We feature:

    -Factions -Creative -Minigames -Mega-Builds

    We have so much more in store on our server, including recurring events (including Minigame Night), so come join us today at brocraftlive.net! ==================================== For more information, visit our social media or our website:

    Website: http://brocraftlive.net Twitter: https://bit.ly/BroCraftTwitter Facebook: https://bit.ly/BroCraftFacebook YouTube: https://bit.ly/BroCraftYouTube

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dimension Hops: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Anarchy hard

    Anarchy hard

    Join us to experience true vanilla gameplay without plugins and staff. Try your hacked client to raid bases, build lava walls and everything you love in anarchy. Destroyed spawn and pillager outpost will make your join not easy)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chivalry Craft

    Chivalry Craft

    What is Chivalry Craft? Chivalry Craft is a growing community, factions server. We offer many perks and rewards for simply playing online and voting to help our server grow. We offer an experience for players to be in control of their faction and their factions permissions. We offer a clean website for player to join and be part of to hear news, updates, and new releases. We also offer a competition Monthly which is announced through the server, that allow players to receive a free donation rank for themselves or a friend. Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqDPodF-68

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minesane Network

    Minesane Network

    Welcome to the Minesane Network! Here we provide a competitive yet fun player vs player (pvp) experience. We also have a nice chill community that is always welcoming more people! Currently we have a Free-For-All arena with a little twist. Join today and have fun! play.minesane.net | na.minesane.net | eu.minesane.net / We support version 1.7.X – 1.8X

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ToeCraft

    ToeCraft

    Welcome to ToeCraft! Cracked 1.8! Skyblock | Factions | Towny | Creative | Planetoids | CityWorld | Economy | Cars | Crackshot | Public Mines | Skyblock | McMMO | Lockette |

    We are a laid back offline multiverse server with an awesome staff and tons of game modes to pick from. Now with working skins for offline! We have been around since 1.7.2 as a small server, we recently upgraded and overhauled for Spigot 1.8.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MCAmsterdam

    MCAmsterdam

    Serverip: play.mcamsterdam.net | Website: www.mcamsterdam.net ———————————————————————————————— MCAmsterdam – Home of Amsterdam in Minecraft! Welcome to our new Server Network, we are an international server network. With a professional dutch/english team.

    Help us build the city of Amsterdam on scale 1:1, you can start directly! or drive/fly around in vehicles!

    Our servers: – Amsterdam – Vehicles/claim system – Creative – Big plots, Worldedit possible – Survival – (Griefprevention/shops/economy) – Skyblock – Parkour (in hub) – GTA (coming soon) – Guns/pvp/quests/vehicles – Gungames (coming soon)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ScriptingLegacy

    ScriptingLegacy

    We are a factions server and or a building / plots server we also try to be as nice as we can we have alot of staff, we are very kind people so please join this server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CivilianCraft

    CivilianCraft

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VillageNetwork

    VillageNetwork

    New Fun Server (survival) Needs Staff and help with a few developing issues with GroupManager. Help Needed!!! New Survival

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3219

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • InitiaNova

    InitiaNova

    Server ip: initianovamc.com

    Welcome to InitiaNova! Our server offers a fun and friendly community. We have gyms that you can battle the pokemon you have worked so hard to train in order to win your badge. Collect all 8 badges and battle the Elite Four!

    This is a survival server with grief protection so you are free to build a house without the worry of having your building griefed.

    The staff is friendly and helpful and we are always watching for good friendly people to join our staff and our gym leaders. Jobs, Quests, Drop Parties, Custom ranks, Shiny starters, mystery crates, marriage, gym leader opportunities and staff opportunities.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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