No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrothercraftSMP

PvP

Family friendly survival server for everyone! Includes MCMMO, LWC, and custom features such as LootCrates and Supply Drops! Wed love to have you as part of our epic community. Join today! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WinCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

WinCraft You want to know what we have to offer! 1) An awesome real-life spawn map in a medieval style. 2) A good real-life money system with jobs. 3) A plot world. 4) At the spawn there are user shops that are like market stalls. 5) The Skyblock “Flying Island” plugin is also included. 6) You can also drive cars at spawn with “/auto”. 7) A farm world where you can build and farm. 8) An expensive admin shop that you buy things from the users. 9) There will also be some minigames/PvP. 10) The last and most important thing is a nice and cool server team!! These are the best 10 reasons to give you WinCraft.de Minecraft IP: WinCraft.de / Version: 1.7-1.8

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lightning-Craft

Survival

Lightning-Craft is a new server where you can make your own worlds and choose which plugins to use for it! Get on and invite your friends to start having fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MOO-Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

MOO-CRAFT centres around pvp and legit survival. We have a simple spawn that allows people to easily get to the pvp quickly. We have no borders so you can travel as far out as you want to ensure your base is safe from being raided. No factions either, so raiding is just like vanilla Minecraft raiding. At 9:30PM (UK time) we host a mine refill, allowing players to obtain diamonds, emeralds, and other minerals from the public mine located at spawn.

Shorter-Description:

•Vanilla Minecraft •PvP •Raiding •No Borders, 3 Sethomes and TPA •Heads Plugin

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Crafty Creeper – Anti Grief/Economy

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The CraftyCreeper was originally known as Stargate-MV. This server is friendly for all ages – and has many features great for new players! We have a simple land protection system and we employ moderation tactics such as swear filters to keep the chat friendly.

We have a KitPVP server alongside our Survival, Minigames and Creative servers which makes PVPing fair. We currently have a wide variety of games on our MiniGames server including SurvivalGames.

Visit us at http://www.craftycreeper.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Resortcraft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay

Resortcraft – Welcome to the family. The Resortcraft Server Network offers a family friendly gameplay experience featuring a broad range of different game modes including Creative/Roleplay, Minigames and ThemeParks. With all of our loving cast members and some help from custom coded plugins, we can proudly say that we offer the SAFEST experience on minecraft. Join today at: hub.resortcraft.net Hub: /join Hub Creative/Roleplay: /join Creative Minigames: /join Arcade (The mini game servers can be accessed from here). Theme Parks and Attractions (such as our unique Dungeons Experience): /join Main (Please note: This server is on 1.7 only). We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Owl Academy

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Owl Academy is a brand new server (opened on 9th January 2015), with a brand new world called Nocturne. In this world you can use magical powers, easy to make land protection, and an economy and shop system to enjoy Minecraft survival in a wonderful way.

The server is designed to have a friendly community to go with it – this is somewhere you can make friends! There’s no PVP except friendly duels in the arena, and there’s absolutely no griefing!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3232	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OrganicNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome Friends to OrganicPvP,

We are a very friendly server welcoming you to our community! We have great game types,custom plugins,staff member and builds!

If you don’t join our server you will be missing out MASSIVELY Join while you can on Play.organicpvp.net

We look forward to seeing you soon! good luck people

Our servers:

Factions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SORB Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon

We are a Survival Pixelmon server meaning that you can catch pokemon as well as engage in your usual minecraft survival. We seek to provide what other servers fail to do: a fun pixelmon experience, approachable staff members who will help you when you need and a friendly community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

B-Zone Minecraft Server

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Hello everybody, Are you in searching of a Survival RPG Minecraft server, SkyBlocks, Mini-Games or Survival Games server with no lag, a serious and mature staff? The solution is B-Zone Minecraft Survival RPG Server! We are the biggest community in Romania! We have a lot of fun and event. We have a large number of plugins installend on the server like MCMOO, Business, Factions, etc. This is a PVP server with a very attractive PVP arena. RPG is introduced by mcMMO, Jobs and Factions, it helps you to interact with other players and make new friends to enjoy the best server together.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Potions Brewed:	152	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Elementum

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

Server IP: elementum.me Elementum is a one of a kind bending server that offers a friendly community, welcoming all to join. There are countless of fun activities to try out here at Elementum

Bending – Kingdoms – Mob Arena – Tournaments – Quests – McMMO – Creative – Slime Fun – SkyWars

Join our website to interact with our community http://www.elementum.me/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gorillaz Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a server of mature players who enjoy playing survival Minecraft with no PvP and no griefing. We run only few plugins, one of which being Logblock to roll back griefing. Regular players get 3 /sethomes to navigate between builds.

We run 24/7, hosted in the USA. We use BuyCraft for donations, donations will be used to upgrade server specifications.

Head Staff:

Owner: Gorillaz3030 HeadAdmin: rocketpig3

Currently we are not looking for staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Truth

Survival

Get ready for a world like none other. Be prepared for a role-play experience like nothing else. Welcome to Truth. Here the options are truly endless. Join a city, make your own, explore the wild, forge an empire, destroy kingdoms, go from nothing to ruler of the world. Are you ready? Forge your character, live your present, write your future. All you must do is pick up the pen and the world will be yours.

Truth is given to those who deserve nothing less. Are you worthy? Are you prepared for the truth?

Welcome to Truth.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Merchants and Marauders

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are a small, friendly community with a wide range of ages and playstyles. There is open wild land for marauders, purchasable towny land for the merchants, a challenging adventure map and a fun assortment of minigames including pvp arenas, ctf, spleef, anvil, races, sumotori for the casual minecrafter. Our goal is to be a welcoming, family friendly server with clean chat and competitive play. Feel free to drop by and say hello!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Items Found:	4027	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BuildByLight

PvE, Survival

BuildByLight is a strictly survival server. We are small and consist of great community with great people. BBL is full of fun and that classic Minecraft experience that is loved so much. I hope you come and check us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!