No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Towny by Modmix Studios

Economy, Survival, Towny

We are a Minecraft Towny, survival server. Explore the world, gather resources, make money (gold), establish a town, build your base, level up your skills, mine spawners, and conquer all the dragons! Towny by Modmix Studios is a friendly place to hang out and have fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrafterMaster

Survival

CrafterMaster is a family friendly server with lots of cool features. We have custom plugins and edits of normal plugins. We are inpired by playing survival, Its not grief and no hacking! If you do try to hack all i have to say is good luck! We have a rank system so you can get ranks without paying, and once a month we have a team uhc. This is only avalable for members +. We are looking for staff and builders. Hope you join!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WindmillGaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Our goal is to provide an excellent server experience for all our players, friends, and visitors as you the community are very important to us. With well-trained, respectful, and dedicated staff team, we do our best to deliver support to any player in need of staff assistance and enjoy playing alongside our amazing community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CroX-Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

Play on one of the best Balkan servers! IP: CroX-Network.info CroX-Network offers you: -> SkyBlock -> SkyPvP -> OpFactions -> Creative -> SkyWars -> RolePlay -> Factions -> SURVIVALGAMES https://www.facebook.com/pages/CroX-Network/356819491162937…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimeHeaven

PvE, PvP, Survival

Modded Anime Survival Server 1.7.10

for MOD DOWNLOADS https://www.dropbox.com/s/cijhfakarr77x2f/AnimeHeaven%20MODS.rar?dl=0

-Lots of Anime Weapons -multi-dimensions like twilight forest and aether -Infernal mobs to make more challenging fights -More enchantments -Magics like witchery and Thaumcraft -Craftable Custom consumable bullet shots -247 uptime

contact thebunny442 on skype if you want help with mods

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MinePlaceNetworks

Factions

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

willycraft

Mini Games

willycraft has pvp,parkour,and king of the hill and comeing soon is CTF,spleef,team death match, so come to our server and coloer your name tag

P.S.do not ask to be a staff meber

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Atlantica – Custom Modpack

FTB, PvE, Survival

Atlantica (Custom Modpack) – Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765 Open to everyone, no world resets, few banned items, GriefPrevention plugin. Simple rules: No griefing, No item duplication, and No PVP unless agreed to prior.

Install instructions are here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/Atlantica/help

Currently running my own modpack with the following mods: BattleGear, Applied Energistics 2, BigReactors, BiomesOPlenty, Carpenter’s Blocks, Chisel2, DenseOres, Enchanting Plus, EnderIO, EnderStorage, EnderTech, ExtraUtilities, IronChest, JABBA, MineFactoryReloaded, NEI, NetherOres, OpenBlocks, OptiFine, Practicalities, RandomThings, RedstoneArsenal, RotateableBlocks, SolarExpansion, SolarFlux, SpecialMobs, Thaumcraft, ThaumicEnergistics, ThaumicExpansion, ThaumicExploration, ThaumicTinkerer, ThermalDynamics, ThermalExpansion, ThermalFoundation, Twilight Forest, Waila, WeaponMod, ZyinsHUD.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	908289
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sorrow Server

Survival, Vanilla

This a completely vanilla server! and because of that it is white-listed. If you wish to join the server please be aware most the member are older and anyone wishing to join should behave in an adult manner.

If you are looking for a server where you can use the /spawn or set home commands or the ability to teleport to others or such then look somewhere else!

However if you enjoy straight up vanilla survival you are heading in the right direction. This started off as a family server. I opened the server few friends who were left without a server when the Blamethecontroller fan server was changed into a subscriber only server. But it is time to open the door a few new people and to let some new blood on.

Further in formation including the server rules can be found at my website.

If you wish to join the server please head to my website and tell me why you’d like to join via the forum there.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BananasCraft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Banana’sCraft is mainly known for its magnificent community, its endless hours of gameplay and the different worlds and modes make this an incredibly addictive server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Alexcraft network 2.0

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

We, are a small (wat) server network with ALOT of servers.

We have:

-Factions

-Kitpvp

-Creative AND MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Klipers Gaming Survival Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

IP is play.klipersgaming.com Enjin page is klipersgaming.enjin.com We have: MCMMO, auctions, jobs, grief prevention and a creative world We are a friendly community, with helpful staff and players. You can buy a house in Seascape (spawn), buy a plot, or warp into the wild and build the house of your dreams. We have player shops in BoomTown so players can set up a shop and sell items. Be the top weekly or monthly voter and win rewards. Find us on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Discord at Kliper’s Gaming

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Seetiecraft

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games, Vanilla

Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.

After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.

We still had to make a few small changes.

The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB

To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.

We have already prepared something for events too!

Your owner

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rivendor

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lords of Vale

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.