No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DoggyCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TeegeeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Artemis Realms

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SKYWARS BOMBERMAN KIT TO ALL NEW PLAYERS UNTIL MONDAY!!! Just create a help ticket (/ticket create) and ask for your kit, and we’ll add it for you.

A new, friendly server. Right now we have our own custom SkyWars, Creative Plots, Factions, and we’re just setting up CTF (War). We plan to have Hunger Games too.

Check out our unique features in SkyWars!!

Please come visit us; we’re looking for builders to add content as we grow. We’re especially interesting in hearing from map builders for Skywars & CTF.

Sidenote: the “application process” for mod on this server is to come back often, vote regularly and play decently with others. We will look for the best, most helpful players and promote them at our discretion.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	285	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AzelcraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

AZELCRAFTMC is a small Dedicated Towny cracked 1.12.2 server with customised rpg style mcMMO professions, talkative NPCs with background stories, a diverse and balanced economy that rewards all kinds of gameplay and many carefully selected, customised and tested plugins for things like game changing powerful customised mob bosses with special loot to redstone based elevators in buildings to horseback combat, bleeding mobs, heavy armour to player heads and even many realistic lore friendly crafting recipes for things like chainmail armour, horse armour, saddles, nametags, music discs and many many more! AzelcraftMC players are friendly and welcome all new players into the server community. We invite you to be a part of our journey. If this interests you, then join our community in The Land Of AZELCRAFTMC! You will be surprised!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wabbit Survival – A Friendly Server

Survival, Vanilla

Wabbit Survival is a simple, welcoming and friendly Minecraft survival server. We are heavily focused on growing and nurturing our amazing community, and we welcome players of all ages, providing you stick by our simple and fair rules!

We also have a brilliant and dedicated staff team to solve disputes and fix problems quickly. We hope you choose Wabbit Survival to play on, and that you thoroughly enjoy your time with us.

Besides the amazing staff, there are always a bunch of active, and friendly players of all ages online. If by this point you’re still looking for a reason all we can say is join us, and give it a try.

The introduction alone, and our warm, sincere welcomes should convince you. Search no more for a friendly Minecraft survival server, for Wabbit Survival is here!

mc.wabbitface.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1577	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoKingdom SMP

120server, Active, Activestaff, bedrock, building, Community, Crates, Customitems, Customplugins, Customspawn, Dynmap, Economy, English, Enjoyable, Exploration, Factions, Helpfulstaff, Heros, java, Javabedrockcrossplay, Kingdoms, Parkour, Pets, Petshop, Pinataparty, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewardvoting, Roleplay, Seasonalcrate, Seasonalevents, Skills, smp, Survival, Veinminer, VIPS, Voting

NoKingdom SMPNoKingdom SMP is a Vanilla Minecraft Server with the addition of a Lore Behind it and a custom resource & datapack to allow players to have unique items to the default Minecraft Items and it all still being on the Vanilla version of the game.

The Server constantly gets updates to plugins, resources & spawn. There is so much to do within the server like ranking your McMMO lvls up to max or getting a job to earn money as you go and then buying things you need using that money.

The community is amazing & when people are on you are always greeted with a hello & a how have you been. The community is so helpful and Kind. The owners do giveaways quite often giving out free rewards or custom items that is only unique to you.

The amount of things you can do in NoKingdom SMP is endless & its getting bigger & bigger by the day. Come join our server now and check us out.

Server IP: 54.38.94.121:25576Available on both Java & BedrockGame Version: 1.20.2 (Newer version can connect as well)

This server has so much to offer with a wide range of plugins and custom things that are created by the team of devs on the server.NoKingdom SMP is the place to be if you want a vanilla experience but with some twists like custom weapons, food, music, and more.

Current Plugins

AdvancedBanajStartCommandsAuctionHouseBanAnnouncerBeastCoreBeastWithdrawBetterRTPBuyCraftXChatFilterCMILibCommandItemsCommonsCoreProtectCustomCratesDecentHologramsDeluxeMenusDiscordSRVDynmapEconomyShopGUI-PremiumEssentialsXFloodgateGeyserGriefPreventionGSitGuildsInteractiveChatDiscordJobsLuckPermsmcMMOMessageAnnouncerMultiverse-CoreMyPetnuvotifierODailyQuestsOnePlayerSleepOpenInvPinataPartyPistonMOTDPlaceholderAPIPlayerNPCPlayerWarpsProtocolLibQuestsQuickShopRetributionSetSpawnShopKeepersSimpleNoCropTrampleSkinRestorerSpicordSternalBoardTABTimedRewardsUltimateKitsUltimateModerationVaultVeinMinerViaVersionVotingPluginworldeditworldguard

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4219	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minleoncraft

Factions, Prison

Join us at MinLeonCraft

✓ Faction ✓ Prison ✓ SkyGrid and more coming soon

IP: MinLeonCraft.com Website: www.MinLeonCraft.com Donate: www.MinLeonCraft.com/shop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Area 51 Servers

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You will experience nothing like Area 51’s Towny Server, with its rich old community that are willing to help and communicate with anyone that needs it. This community needs more active members that are willing to be apart of this one big ‘family’ and enjoy creating towns and being apart of the strange, but amazing, politics. Hope to see you soon helping out and having a great time on Area 51.

This server is a classic version of Towny. Its more like Vanilla but you can make a town and claim your buildings easily. The town prices are low and the server has a essentials based economy. You may use /sell to get money. There are no AdminShops. Everything is fair play and it is recommended to play there.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CRAFTIUM SMP – 1.19.2 | Quests | Rankups | Player Warps | Economy | Vote

Discord, Economy, Griefprevention, Playerwarps, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Survival

Join Craftium and start your new survival journey on Minecraft!

Includes:➜ Quests➜ Rankup with in game money➜ Player shops and player warps

Discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Auto SMP

Chill, smp, Survival

This server is THE most chill server in mc java, no mods no ranks, everything is free.plz join the discord server. in the discord server theres a channel where the minecraft chat is connected to discord and the discord channel is connected to the minecraft chat.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Eclipse MC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Parkour, Skyblock

Welcome to Eclipse MC! A peaceful community for people to pass the time.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Our server is currently undergoing some changes with plugins, worlds, and more, but we will still be open to the public! Ask the Admin Team for more information.

Below is a list of each of our gameplays and what they include!

Featured Games:

Skyblock – Generates a personal floating island for you to gather resources, create farms, and make your way to the top of the island charts!

Survival – Sets you in the classic survival mode play of Minecraft, with the added bonus of land protection using our ProtectionStones plugin! (See Survival Spawn for more info.)

Creative – Allows you to express your creativity in our plot world, where you are able to claim plots of free land and build whatever you fancy!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoocCraft

Economy, PvE

LoocCraft is a survival based server with an active administration team. Enjoy a near vanilla experience on our server as we bring you back to basics with a fresh new server. Looccraft is the perfect place to play with friends or on your own. Join today

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	489	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🌍 The Underground Bunker [Build Server] FR 🚀🏰

Apocalypse, BUILD, Bunker, Creative

Welcome to our dedicated server! [🇫🇷]

For over three years I have been committed to creating this server by building a multitude of impressive structures. The server now has over 60 residential areas, complete with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ basketball court 🏀, tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those looking for relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ at one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those looking for the ultimate in luxury, our royal suites 👑 are waiting for you. I invite you to explore, be entertained and reveal all the carefully integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️.

Welcome to our dedicated server! [us]

For over three years, I have been committed to creating this server by constructing a multitude of impressive structures. The server now boasts more than 60 residential zones, adorned with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ a basketball court 🏀, a tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those seeking relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ in one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those in search of the ultimate luxury, our royal suites 👑 await you. I invite you to explore, have fun, and unveil all the meticulously integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️

Important information:

Follow our construction live on [Twitch] here: https://www.twitch.tv/ducaprio67 🎮The server works with version 1.20.1 of Minecraft 🧱.To visit the latest version of the server, connect to the address: 141.94.181.60:25614 [Serveur fermé actuellement] 🔒Don’t forget to share your opinions [ici] ! 📣Discover our presentation videos on [YouTube] : youtu.be/36P2u6otBf8 📺

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/F6SfR6z3tV 📢

Thank you for your time and we wish you all a great visit! 🙂🎉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AstroCraft [Free Ranks]

1192server, 119server, 182server, Event, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Network, Prison, PvP, RPG, smp, Survival, warzone

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★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌CELLS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

Java IP: play.astrocraft.orgBedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

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AstroCraft Features:

PRISON SEASON 8 FULL RESET! COMPLETE REDESIGN! The Hyperion Server is a RPG Prison Progression Server with OP Pick Upgrades, Easy Rankups, CELLS, McMMO, Jobs, 30+ Custom Enchants, 200+ Custom Achievements, Auction House, 35+ Mines, Mineable Spawners, 25+ ranks, 99+ Prestiges, 14+ Prestige Challenges with REWARDS, 10 Reset Challenges with rewards. and 134+ extra challenges with rewards and minions!

In Hyperion, you can choose a /class and level up your character in /warp rpg. There are custom mobs that give you custom xp and souls. Use those to buy upgrades to your abilities and masteries. Then you can buy custom enchants to build up your weapons and armor to become the strongest player!

Enjoy friendly competitive rivalry to become the best player and have the best /cell in the server. Create an cobble gen and place ore blocks for cell points. It also comes with minions, jobs, mcmmo, mineable spawners, cell upgrades, special chests to help you automate your tasks. Lastly, there are seasonal and monthly payout rewards to PayPal and Buycraft.

Newly added in events! We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

SURVIVAL SEASON 2 FULL RESET! NEW SPAWN! Soar SMP is protected with land claim, and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards. PvP is toggleable per player, so it’s your choice to enable your own PvP or not.

In Soar SMP, you build automated farms (no lag machines) to get crops for money. Use that to achieve the in game ranks and also become the wealthiest player on the server. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners.

Newly added custom fishing! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments for rewards. Soar SMP has shopkeepers for trading with other players. Use player warps to get to players shops. Great community. Uses Economy. It solely based on trading and interacting with other players.

Newly added resource world and events! The resource world resets every 24 hours and is limited with a decent size world border. We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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AstroCraft [Free Ranks] Minecraft Server

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GridlockMC

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Join GridlockMC and indulge in an epic OP Prison experience which you won’t find elsewhere! Jump right into the action with an extremely efficient kit and begin mining. The more time you invest, the more you will propel through the ranks. After a lot of mining, voting and maybe (if you’re a generous one) a few dollars spent at the Store, you’ll find yourself amongst the top players in the Prison. Combine your powers and form a gang then fight to the death as you earn more and more respect from other prisoners. Once you have earned your freedom, claim a plot and build a base for you, or even for your gang. There is much to do on GridlockMC, so join now and check it out!

]>> Server IP: play.gridlockmc.com ]>> Store: store.gridlockmc.com ]>> Website: gridlockmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!