Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • IronFrost SMP

    IronFrost SMP

    Welcome to IronFrost SMP!

    We pride ourselves in providing a warm and welcoming community while also giving players a platform to express themselves and have fun! Our server includes an economy, ranks, dungeons (coming soon) and more!

    Feel free to join our discord or the server today if you have questions!

    Hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 108 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dailysurvival

    Dailysurvival

    Server with: Survival Website: www.dailysurvival.be Server-ip: play.dailysurvival.be Video created by : Rambini

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cheers Casual Gaming

    Cheers Casual Gaming

    Brand new vanilla server started 3-24-15. Pro server admin looking for staff to help grow, but please don’t join the server and start asking to be oped. Adult owned, operated, and staffed. No zones, rules, or BS, just pure vanilla Minecraft, and will stay that way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EarthRealm Public

    EarthRealm Public

    EarthRealm is home to an established community of passionate creative mega builders which has existed for over four years. Our main public server offers a mix of survival and creative game modes in which players have access to an extensive levelling system, economy, aesthetics and more. We regularly update our servers with new custom content and have a community of active broadcasters and youtubers on our team. We have a total of 6 servers in our network which we will be reopening over the next few months with a variety of gamemodes. You can find more details about us at www.earthrealm.co.uk

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Valhalla SMP

    Valhalla SMP

    +Looking for serious people(s) to begin building the first cities. Trust me, you’ll be glad you’re one of the first on this Brand New Semi-Vanilla Survival Server!+

    Valhalla is a nearly Vanilla SMP Role-Playing server. You join and choose a faction if you please. You can either build alone or within a city capital. We utilize many plugins that make this server great for anyone who just wants to build a nation, and build their wealth! We offer land protection and various other additions that will make your time in Valhalla fun and exciting. How high can you climb the ranks? MCValhalla.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • mcfallout.net

    mcfallout.net

    Server rules: 1. Do not defraud or steal property in other people’s territory 2. Don’t harass other players

    That’s it, no other rules. Enjoy Minecraft, factories, farms, redstone, water flow, and try to use your creativity.

    Adopting “automated program management”, there is “no administrator” except the server owner. Any questions can be asked in a friendly manner.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Diamond Shaft

    Diamond Shaft

    We are Diamond Shaft, a medium size community that are constantly adding new servers. Our main server is a Economy, RPG, Survival Server, we also have a Factions server which has mcMMO, Economy, HeadDrops, ObsidianBreaker and more! We are looking for members who want to have a unique community experience that you cannot find on any other server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GeneralMC

    GeneralMC

    In our Server we support Three things, 1: Equality for all people, which means our staff will play the same as you and not cheat.2: Fun for all! We make a wide set of minigames, pvp arenas. 3.no grief server and pvp is disabled also we are making minigames. So if these sound like you Then come join our server and we will be glad to have you! We are a young community that is always changing and willing to adapt to players needs not the owners.We have Ranks that are earned and no pay2win perks to make the server fair for everyone

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5371 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Potions Brewed: 60

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MitzCraft

    MitzCraft

    Come play on MitzCraft!

    We are a Faction/PVP server that will also be adding Hunger Games, Kit PVP, SkyBlock, and more!

    Come enjoy playing with us. We are not an amateur server and you are sure to enjoy playing on such an awesome server.

    Bring your friends!

    !!We are looking for BUILDERS!!

    We have a few staff positions available if your prove yourself!

    SO COME JOIN US !!!!! IP: 198.23.203.93

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Imagineering Parks

    Imagineering Parks

    Imagineering parks is a recreation of Disney World Florida and Disneyland California and several custom parks designed by our amazing Imagineer team!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ArmedMC

    ArmedMC

    Welcome to ArmedMC,were a OPrison server and hope u can join ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • XPCraft

    XPCraft

    Welcome to the XPCraft Network!

    We take pride in offering completely customized gamemodes and putting our own spin on the classics as well!

    Our custom minigame “Shift” takes SkyWars to a whole new level! Mine ores, logs, and podzol to arm yourself and use the shifting platforms to hop between islands. Mine the Alpha Core on the central island more than anyone else within the time limit to win!

    Features: – Milestone Kits: Get enough kills and you’ll get some pretty epic gear. – Classes: Choose from 1 of 9 classes. Unlock through network XP or gameplay! – Ore Regeneration: All drops are put right into your inventory! Iron and Gold are also pre-smelted for your convenience! – Stats Tracking: Keep up with your K/D ratio, W/L record, and much more! Check the high scores to see how you stack up! (COMING SOON)

    Join us @ mc.xpcraft.com Visit our Website: http://www.xpcraft.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/XPCraftOfficial

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PvPFeeling – FeelingNetwork

    PvPFeeling – FeelingNetwork

    Welcome to PvPFeeling! VERSION 1.7.x – 1.8.x

    Hello and welcome to the FeelingNetwork! We are a 2015 slot large Minecraft server that offers you a lot PvP and small modes!

    Daniellainand and chris2607 run the server. Visit our minecraft server and see what awaits you! A lot of people program their own game modes and much more So that you don’t get bored, there are even events. Visit my Minecraft server and be amazed at what awaits you ;)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PokeNation

    PokeNation

    Are You ABoyOr AGirl?

    This Server provides the most immersive Pokemon experience to date.

    PokeNation Invite you to take up the challenge of becoming Pokemon Masters!

    Facing Gyms along the way, exploring our amazing and custom map, Taking on the Elite 4, Then if your brave enough taking on the Pokemon Champion.

    With Tournaments, Minigames, Friendly Staff & Players Your Pokemon Experience will be the best youve ever had!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BattleRaid

    BattleRaid

    Awesome Server with good owners and staff. Really good community of members. Factions Economy Advanced-PvP

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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