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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3278 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7313 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!