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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1952 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!