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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4972 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!