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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3910 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 425 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!