No Plane No Gain Server

Aerial Photography, Airplane, cartography, digital mapping, Earth observation, gain, geographic information system, geospatial data, gis, global mapping, Google Earth, ground view, Mapping, navigation, plane, remote sensing, satellite imagery, Server, spatial analysis, Technology, Terrain, topography, virtual globe

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8263
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ores Mined:	1803

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyNations, crisis response, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, EU, European solidarity, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, Humanitarian Aid, international community, international relations, Minecraft, Nations, Peacebuilding, Political Support, Recovery, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, united front

lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyUkraineDefense

$8 billion, AID PACKAGE, Announces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineDefense, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military support, nearly, package, SECURITY, support for Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine military aid, US, us military aid, US-Ukraine relations

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Power Wash Mania

emotional well being, Gaming, gaming therapy, Happiness, Mania, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, mood enhancement, mood improvement, Oxford University study, Positive Psychology, power, power wash, powerwash simulator, Relaxation, self-care, simulation game, stress relief, video games, virtual reality, Wash

come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FunnyTime server Minecraft

#funnytime, Anarchic, Auto-mine, base, Break, Cases, Cozy, daily chest, donation, Donations, Economy, gift, Grief, Minecraft, Modes, privates, REWARD, Rtp, Server, Shop, Site, Starter Kit, Vanilla

Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

Adults, badly, Community, Craft, Custom Items, Discord, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, No crates, no drama, No hacking, No keys, no paid ranks, old school, Playing, PRETEND, Quests, resource pack, Responsible, Safe, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla client

MurkLand <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/munchymc/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

Key Features:

No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
Old school MCMMO
RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
Super chill community of players in their 20-30s

Server Details:

IP Address	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

Architecture, cityscape, cultural hub, eastern europe, Entertainment, EuroCraft, European capital, historic landmarks, local cuisine, long tail tags, Minecraft, museums, New York of Europe, parks, Poland, Polish city, Server, shopping, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel destination, urban-exploration, vibrant nightlife, Warsaw

Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5524

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	757	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CompliSMP-Insults!

backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperCarnage

alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8645	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3884
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	413
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!