No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	1963
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	9609
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8118
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	164	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1736
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Farms Harvested:	504
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	184	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.