No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	217
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9896	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	2965	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2026

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9524
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	2901
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8605
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2282
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1796
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1218	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.