No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	482420
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mines Excavated:	2421

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	427	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Emeralds Found:	2226
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	835
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	736	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	300
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	6547
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!