No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8670
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Star Shards Collected:	71	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2616	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	8930	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.