No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9648	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	7231	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3141
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.