No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3289	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	82	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	48051

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	6501
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	7158	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Star Shards Collected:	133	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.