No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ores Mined:	5902	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Farms Harvested:	365

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7306	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4010
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7744	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	3544	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	3530	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	236
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”