No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7092	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8056

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.