No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Runes Activated: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8888 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Ores Mined: 1253
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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