No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Gods Slained: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Animals Bred: 75
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 618
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7363 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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