No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6767
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Alien Abductions: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ChainCraft

    ChainCraft

    Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

    NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2517 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemolishSMP

    DemolishSMP

    Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craft Survival Games

    Craft Survival Games

    Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Voleria

    Voleria

    Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

    Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dwarfs Vs Zombies

    Dwarfs Vs Zombies

    This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Farms Harvested: 335

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Qaxolotl

    Qaxolotl

    Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

    With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

    I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

    Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 422453 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NOBSMC

    NOBSMC

    Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

    The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

    Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 935 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goob Craft

    Goob Craft

    Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4466 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PVPAura

    PVPAura

    Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 168 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

    Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

    We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

    There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NetherCraft

    NetherCraft

    we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CorruptedMC

    CorruptedMC

    Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • [24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

    [24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

    At Freecraft, We offer you:

    Survival World

    Build (Creative World)

    – Sort of Roleplay World

    All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

    We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

    Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Crops Grown: 3121 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evening Hills MC

    Evening Hills MC

    The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

    – Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

    We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fear Pvp

    Fear Pvp

    Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Chimeras Created: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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