No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	9500	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	383
Potions Brewed:	105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	521	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.